Oh boy! How do I even start this one? UGH!!! I just do not know.
Everyone showed up to dinner, some people had food, some people had blood, and some people walked away from the table being totally unfilled. Sounds a lot like a traditional Thanksgiving right?
Okay the snapshot: Everyone was in this episode, literally everyone and their mother, okay at least their father. M3, Hayley, Marcel, Davina, Cami, that Father guy whose name I keep forgetting, various vampires, some werewolves that Hayley is related to, and some humans. Pretty much all “important” humans besides Cami and her uncle die. Everyone else makes it through the episode in pretty good shape.
Was it just me or did anyone else go, but we already this part when Once started?
The quick recap: Henry doesn’t have a heart, everyone in his family is trying to get it back to him, except Pan, that’s right Peter Pan is Henry’s Great Grand Dad. There are also some Lost Boys and a good dose of Regina. You want more? You know what to do
Well, that just was straight out of left field. Okay not really but still. Here is a little paragraph about the happenings for tonight:
Aaron and Cynthia escape! Charlie prefects the art of tracking while snarky. Miles really needs to find a doctor and so does Rachel. Bass makes some interesting choices. Tom and Jason see things that cannot be unseen.
Let me start off by throwing my hands up in the air. I am done! Seriously, this show has the worst track record for positive resolution! Yes, there was resolution but still. UGH!
The Quickfire Lowdown: O-M-G they actually storm Pan’s camp. Unfortunately he is not there, bummer. Pan has taken Henry to Skull Rock (insert gifset parallel here, not that I have one). Wendy only cares about saving her Brothers. No one believes Rumple. Emma does magic. The show ends with “#SaveHenry”. Oh and we will be back in two weeks, so that’s after the U.S. Thanksgiving for those of you playing at home.
You want more you say? Well be warned, this will probably end up being more of a rant than a review.
More like come waste 60 minutes of my life! To say that I was unimpressed with this episode is putting it mildly. Especially after last week’s episode where the entire thing revolved around characters that I was just not really that interested in.
So here is the low down: Aaron gets kidnapped. Gene gets kidnapped. Tom and Jason exercise their right to manipulate and torture. The Matheson Clan does some cooking and kidnapping. Monroe is around for about two seconds, seriously, if you blinked you probably missed him. Horn has daddy issues.
How do I even summarize this episode in one paragraph? Hmm… A special guest star shows up and causes trouble for the Mikaelson brothers. Rebekah yet again has to endure some more biblical undertones. Oh, and Davina gets a new friend. Yep, that should do it!
What can I say about tonight’s episode? Well I was really looking forward to it and then it started. There are many things that annoy me about television writing. The biggest ones are when the writers try to cover the “big twist” but really give it away before the end of the show.
Tonight we spent the time split between Storybrooke and Neverland. Ariel traveled to Storybrooke to retrieve something that Rumple and Regina needed. The Charmings had some arguments. Hook, Emma, and Neal tried to find a way off the island. Henry got played.