So… There is no new tv for me to rant about. It has been a while since I’ve done a post about myself though which is not as interesting but still this is my blog, so there
I find that lately I have been more stomach sick than normal. I think it has to do with the fact that I keep making myself eat non-lactose reduced products. I have not decided if that is really it though, but it seems like the likely culprit. Besides, I would rather it be that than anything to do with my liver. I have been getting such a good clean bills of health for my liver so I do not want to find out that something is amiss. I should probably go to my liver doctor but she is going to make me have more blood drawn, and do one of those fasting tests. I have done those, they are not fun. Let’s review.
You are told not to eat anything after midnight. Then you are forced to go to one of those corporate labs to have your blood drawn. You know the ones that I’m talking about, they are the same ones that you get sent to if you have to do drug testing for your job or for their probation officer. So, while you sit there with all the people who need drug tests, you also have the sick people around you, who cough on you; it is just fun all around. Finally, two hours after you arrived, your name is called. Keep in mind by now it is 11 am, why? These corporate labs are only open from 9 AM to 5 PM, and are closed one hour for lunch. By the time someone comes to draw the 5 vales of blood and you are out of the door it is around 11:45 AM.
You just had blood taken out of you and you have not eaten for almost 12 hours now, possibly more. You are starving, you can’t see straight, you need food. Major problem, you are in one of those corporate office parks because that’s where they put these stupid corporate labs. So you stumble your way to your car, which is parked nowhere near the entrance to the lab because the person who designed this office park clearly was high when then did so. You finally get to your car and begin your desperate search for the nearest fast food place, because at this point you don’t care, you just need food.
A week later you wake up sick, and you wonder why? Could it have anything to do with that blood test you took last week? Hmm, maybe, maybe not.
So that is why I don’t feel like going to the doctor, I do not want to go through any of that.
Instead, I will spend the next two days ignoring my symptoms, because on Thursday something magical will happen! No, I’m not getting a new liver, although really I think I should just get one because I was good girl this year. Damnit, all those times I asked Santa for a pony, I should have been asking him for a new liver! Talk about opportunities wasted! Anyway, something magical will happen because I will be transformed.
I will no longer be an undergraduate student. I will walk across that stage, shake the hand of a bunch of people and will have completed my undergraduate career, with honors! All of those nights of not sleeping, of driving back and forth 1 hour each way to school will have finally paid off! I will officially have my BA in Psychology. YES!!!! I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!!
Oh that reminds me, I have to send out the directions to the restaurant. I hope they have steak there, or lobster, I will take either Whomever said I was a cheap date was wrong, just saying.
So that is what has been going on and why I have not been a very good friend or fan fiction writer lately. I have been busy finishing up my senior year projects. Of course now I don’t have an excuse anymore. o_0 Crap, I’m in trouble now. Maybe I should pop out a kid real quick; that can be my next excuse for not finishing a story. Yeah…
Okay my friends, I hope that you have a wonderful holiday season and I can’t wait to see you, figuratively speaking of course, next year!